Summer

Dear School,

I love learning and every year I am very excited to start my classes and learn something new and read things I have not read yet.  Except every year you disappoint me.  It is not about knowledge.  It is about grades.  I hate you for that.  I'm stressed, I have twenty bazillion things to do, and I can't just enjoy learning.  I have to worry about writing and reading with my teachers and TAs in mind in order to get the grades.

This is why you suck.  Please stop.  Thanks. 

Until next finals,
Jessica

Mario Kart Love Song

I love love love this song




lyrics:

V1:
You be my princess
I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you
on rainbow road
Protect you from red shells
wherever we go
I promise.

V2:
Noone will touch us
if we pick up a star
If you spin out
you can ride in my car
When we slide together
we generate sparks
in our wheels and our hearts

Chorus:
The finish line
is just around the bend
I'll pause this game
so our love will never end
Let's go again

V3:
The blue shell is coming
so I'll go ahead
If you hang behind
it'll hit me instead
but never look back
cause I'm down but not dead
I'll catch up to you

Bridge:
Don't worry about
Bowser or DK
Eat this glowing mushroom
and they'll all fade away

Chorusx2

to the mushroom cup
and the flower cup
and the star cup
and the reverse cup

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